Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Minah Rempiiiiiiiit -.-

Nur :woi . asal ltk gambar badot niy ? lawak

dgn rambut mcm org baru kuar wad sakit mental ,

pakai sunglasses merah

perasan power lak tuh

Sab
: Suka hati nenek bpak aku lah .

Kau yg kata power .

Aku pun , terima je lah (:

terima dgn hati terbuka ;D

Nur
: aik ? baek nmpk hari niy ?

sah , masuk wad semalam

wad mental

Sab
: Bila masa aku baik ?

oh ,

setahu aku , kau yg mental (:
Nur
: papew je laaaaah ,

mls nak lyn badot

Sab
: Badot pun manusia laaa . tapi BABI bukan manusia .

Nur :
mmg laaah

sumew org dah tau

Sab :
oh , bukan kau terkecuali ke ?

Nur
: hotak kau -.-

Sab
: oh , aku pikir otak kau terbantot ;D

Nur
: saper suroh pikir

kesiannnnnnnnn


Sab
: dah tuuuu , kalau tak pikir , mcm mne nk pandai ?

aku ni bukannya mcm kau wehhhh (:


Nur
: 0uh , yekew ?

lwak ,

lawak,

Sab
: Aku tak buat lawak laaa (:

Nur
: mcm lawak jerk

Sab
: Oh , kalau kau nk gelak , gelak la .

Sbb aku tkkn dgr (;

Nur : x derk org suroh ko dgr

Sab
: kalau kau suruh puuun , aku tkkn dgr bcs aku bukan kt sblh kau laaaa ;D

Nur
: niy lawak yg plg pelik yg pernah aq dgr

lawak , tapi x tergelak

Sab
: takada suruh kau gelak weh ;D

Nur
: mmg laaaa

Sab
: ;D

Nur
: daa x tau nak ckp apew laaa tuh

Sab
: nk ckp ape lg ?

dah tak ada ape ape nk ckp .


Nur
: first time aq tgk ko baek semacam

ko demam hari niy ?

Sab
: tak la .

hyper ;D

Nur
: pelik , pelik , pelik

weyh , nak tanyew skit

Sab
: ape kau nk ?

Nur
: ko still kapel ngan bdk berowk tuh ?

Sab
: berok mne pula ni ?

kau eh ?

Nur
: si arif sesat tuuuu

Sab
: oh , aku tk prnh cpl dgn kau .

Nur
: si arif tuh la bengong

x hingin aq ,

nak kapel ngan badot

Sab
: siapa nk cpl dgn badut ?

siapa nk cpl dgn babi /

?

eh , kau ambil la arif tu . setakat budak kampung mcm korang ni , tak hairan aku .

Nur
: ish , aq x ske si arif gedik giler nak mampos yg mengalahkan maknyah kat kl tuh laaaaaa

nak wat gossip jer nih

ko dah x kapel dah kan ?

ngan arif

Sab
: kenapa kau nk tau sgt eh ?

menyebok je -.-

Nur
: hahaha , still kapel laaah tuuuuu

katew x syg dier

katew nak main kan dier jew

Sab
: ew , syg ?

geli aku .

budak tuu , aku muntah atas dia pun boleh .

Nur
: bagos

a new gossip

Sab
: pergi la .

bagitahu semuaaaa bdk ttdi eh ?

OHMYGOD , I'M SO SCARED .

Nur
: itupon nak takowt

hahahhahah ,

lawak

lwak

giler laaah

no reason nak takowt

Sab
: kau ni rempit siaaaal .

Nur
: gilew ,

moto pon tak dew

Sab
: bapak loser sial kau ni .

rempit pun taktahu ape .

otak sah sah terbantot .

The End . Haa , puas baca ? Nur tuu budak MINAH REMPIT tu la ye ? Hm , vote tauu . SHE'S REMPIT or SHE'S NOT REMPIT . Please and Thankyou ;D

Monday, May 3, 2010

One minute past 12 .

Hello there , people who are awake . I'm thinking most of you people are asleep bcs it's 1203 in the morning . Besides , its a school night . You must be wondering what kind of parents let their children stay up late on a school night . Apparently , mine do . They dont care . As long as I wake up in the morning . Anywho , the laptop is in my room so i can online until whenever i want to .
Since it's a few minutes past 12 , i guess you can say today is the 4th day of May . Which means that guy and I have been together for two months . Long , you might say ? I agree . I feel like dah setahun dah I cpl with this guy but BARU DUA BULAN . Damnn . Haha , biar je la . I shouldnt be doing this . I mean , staying up late , having a boyfriend and all . Why ? Because I'm in the 6th grade , for God's sakes . I'm sitting for a big exam after Hari Raya Aidilfitri . Lama lagi kau kata ? Nenek kau ah . Sekejap lagi je kot . Now , its May . The Exam is in September . May , June , July , August , September . 5 months , tolak tidur , mkn , berak , kencing ape semua , tinggal brpe bulan je ? Haa , dont playplay aaaa . UPSR is no small matter , you know ? Maybe for you 5th Graders out there , yes . But for us ? It matters a lot . You might think big shocker there , SAB cares about UPSR . Ofcrse i do , IDIOT ! My family expects 5As . Its not gonna be easy , i tell you . I need to put in a lot of effort , sacrifices and many more . NO PARTAY PARTAY . After exam , can . Before , NO WAY HO SAYYY . This is torchue , i tell you , TORCHUE !
Eh , i forgot ! Hmewrk tak siap lagi ! Damn . Gotta go . Byebye (: